'Twas two years ago that into our life
popped this little berry out of my wife
With four other children already present
the housing situation became very unpleasant
But with eyes and a smile so sweet
having her around turned into a treat
She's learned to say bumblepus, Dora, and fries
but love of the latter has resulted in 95th percentile thighs
While all the kids love to smother her in hugs and kisses
a somewhat disappointed Tanner still wishes
that while he and Mary are of the same genus
there are days where he'd rather she had a...
...lego set
bicycle
comic book
cookie, etc.
What were you guys thinking?
